Tuesday, March 3, 2015

C'mon, March...We're Counting on You!


I, just  like all of you, hunkered down and allowed the bully of the winter, also known as February, to brandish every thug-like trick it had up its frozen little sleeves...while suffering in silence. Knowing what comes next tends to make it bearable to suffer the slings and arrows of this little bully that lies in wait for us each year on the calendar...spring just can't be far away. C'mon March--come to our rescue.

 And now for the present...we, the battle-scarred and worn, finally saw off the little rascal of the winter as February stomped off into the sunset. And, we all sighed with happy hearts, here comes March! Lovely March, the month of feeling the first true warmth from the sun, the warming breezes of spring, the first signs of plants emerging back to life.

 But, wait...March? What's going on?

 MORE ice?? MORE snow?? MORE frigid temperatures? There's only one explanation...February!!

 Bad habits have obviously been taught by that little imp...and poor 'ol March didn't see it coming.

 Please redeem yourself, dear March...and please make it soon. We all still want to love you as the turning point in our cold, dark, frozen little existences. Please re-think your choice to follow a bad example. Please choose to emulate your other next door neighbor, April, over that little fuss-budget February.

 C'mon March...we're waiting...